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Sketchy Neighborhood

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

To encourage patients to take their medication, Dr. Gratner brought in a sketch artist to show them what they will look like in six months without meds.

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

Fly Artist

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

Lessons from the Blakely Art School (Now Defunct)

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."

Cowboy:'DRAW!' - Two Cowboys about to fight it out using their Pencils and Paper pads.

"I came here to be treated - not flattered!"

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

For $10 I'll show you how you're ugly.

"Welcome aboard, Thompson. Brono here will lay out the itinerary."

"Don't look now, but there is a giant hand holding a pencil behind you!"

Bob Odenkirk

Ted Rall Hired by Pando. Thoughts?

Why does every kid want the wallet size? School picture, early days.

"Still life with fruit and terribly drawn fish"

Before Art School. During Art School. After Art School

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

Autopsy Room / a banana autopsy room.

"No, that looks nothing like him. Were you even listening to me? Young man, are you on drugs?"

"What? You asked me to draw you a bath."

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

Fish uses its gill to block straw cat is using to remove water from a fish bowl.