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Good artist, lousy listener.

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

Police artist drawing a snarling dog while an injured cat desribes him

To encourage patients to take their medication, Dr. Gratner brought in a sketch artist to show them what they will look like in six months without meds.

Etch-a-sketch artist.

Eye witness.

'I think we need a new sketch artist.'

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

"... Of course I can describe him. That's what I was doing when he assaulted me!"

'Ha ha ha...That's the funniest one yet! Man, we should've hired a cartoonist to do our police sketches years ago!'

Lincoln Portrait

'What do you mean, you only do policemen?'

"Are you sure this is what the man who attacked you looked like?"

"Hiring the Cartoonist was a bad idea."

"I like to sketch out my designs first."

"This is you! Is this your way of confessing?"

Unintentional Confessions

"I'm not sure that new sketch artists we hired is going to work out, Captain!"

Artist

"Is this necessary? I already confessed."

'I feel like I'm your muse.'

'Son, you need to describe the boy who took your yo-yo to our Etch-A-Sketch artist.'

"Can you describe your assailant, his weapon and a funny occupation to our improv sketch artist?"

Police sketch artist drawing class.

'And the buttons glow in the dark.'

'Yes That's him He's the one'

'Try to describe the guy who took your purse and Jack here will make him look silly.'

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

Fly Artist

For $10 I'll show you how you're ugly.

I didn't see who attacked me, but that's the guy who got it all on his phone.

And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for that lousy sketch artist!

"We apologize – our normal sketch artist is out with the flu."

'C'mon get it straight.'

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."