Amateur Sketch Artist Prints

Sketchy Neighborhood

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

Fly Artist

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Cowboy:'DRAW!' - Two Cowboys about to fight it out using their Pencils and Paper pads.

For $10 I'll show you how you're ugly.

Lessons from the Blakely Art School (Now Defunct)

"I came here to be treated - not flattered!"

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."

"Welcome aboard, Thompson. Brono here will lay out the itinerary."

Before Art School. During Art School. After Art School

"Still life with fruit and terribly drawn fish"

"Don't look now, but there is a giant hand holding a pencil behind you!"

Autopsy Room / a banana autopsy room.

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

Fish uses its gill to block straw cat is using to remove water from a fish bowl.

"What? You asked me to draw you a bath."

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

'Hold still please. I'm joining the dots.'