Comedy Sketch Artist Prints

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

"'Moors? I thought you said 'Ye Old Pour Me More Tavern'... Is that a new dress? Wait, why are there two of you? Okay, let's dance... Where's Dracula?'"

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

"I wanted to go for an explicit sex scene, but now I see this, I think I will opt for the suggestive approach!"

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."

"Do your worst, Copper! I ain't no squealer!"

"I came here to be treated - not flattered!"

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

Fishing from the Pier

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

Fly Artist

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

For $10 I'll show you how you're ugly.

I'm going to switch you to a new medication that does more advertising.

"Welcome aboard, Thompson. Brono here will lay out the itinerary."

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

"The last doggy bag."

Autopsy Room / a banana autopsy room.

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

Bird flu parody of Monty Python's 'Dead parrot sketch'.

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

The Cartoonist's armoury

'And we're just a stone's throw from the beach.'

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

"Would you like me to get one our experts to tell you what you think of it."

Etch-a-sketch artist.

Lincoln Portrait