Comedy Sketch Artist Prints

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

"'Moors? I thought you said 'Ye Old Pour Me More Tavern'... Is that a new dress? Wait, why are there two of you? Okay, let's dance... Where's Dracula?'"

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

"I wanted to go for an explicit sex scene, but now I see this, I think I will opt for the suggestive approach!"

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."

"Do your worst, Copper! I ain't no squealer!"

"I came here to be treated - not flattered!"

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

Fishing from the Pier

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

To encourage patients to take their medication, Dr. Gratner brought in a sketch artist to show them what they will look like in six months without meds.

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

Fly Artist

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

For $10 I'll show you how you're ugly.

I'm going to switch you to a new medication that does more advertising.

"Welcome aboard, Thompson. Brono here will lay out the itinerary."

'I, pink, therefore, I ham...'

"The last doggy bag."

Why does every kid want the wallet size? School picture, early days.

Bob Odenkirk

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

Autopsy Room / a banana autopsy room.

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

Bird flu parody of Monty Python's 'Dead parrot sketch'.

'Son, you need to describe the boy who took your yo-yo to our Etch-A-Sketch artist.'

'And we're just a stone's throw from the beach.'

I didn't see who attacked me, but that's the guy who got it all on his phone.