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'They can't decide what goes where.'

'Handyman's Special'

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

"Wait, there's another fold? No wonder we have so many extra stones."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

'Now what?'

Building giant sand pies.

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'

"City kids."

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

Reinventing the Wheel

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Pizza Tower Bridge

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

Pisa Hut.

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

"I like to stay on top of things."

Inventor of the Tudor spirit-level

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

Architectural Messages Through the Ages.

'This 'Palestine' place you're giving to us - Will we have the mineral rights?'

Before he was taken away, Dr. Stuart Trust was the last known doctor to make HOUSE CALLS.

'What's the fuss? It looks okay to me.'

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

Doric, Ionic and Platonic.