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Sheds

'He missed a 5-foot putt for eagle last year, so he had an exact replica of the green build into the yard.'

Hollywood Sign Developers

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Plant Lady

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

God's Subcontractors

Painting taking root...

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Tree house.

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Greenfingers.

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

The Garden

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

Environment Friendly House.

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

The native sweet bay species will make a beautiful grove. They'll give you pleasure and increase your house value! Tree's tree nursery. Hmm

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

Flowers wearing sunglasses.

Woman watering garden with watering can. Bug with umbrella up.

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

Dog on balconey in city sniffing tree in pot

Setting out the bedding plants was one of his few remaining pleasures,

Bird Bath.

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

"You do have your own way of enjoying the garden, don't you?"