Yard Hole Architect T-Shirts

Rags wanted all the bones all the time.

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Tree house.

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

We're putting on a subtraction.

Beginning Yarder.

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

'I hope it;s an express.'

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

Swing

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

Constructing your own prison!

Man building a tree house

Dog Igloo.

"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?"

Digging.

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

Switchback Playground.

"Well, since his retirement from British Aerospace the only thing he's managed to do is build a bird table

Sheds

Arctic Snails.

Polar bears throwing snowballs at each other.

Shoot, I forgot about that underground sprinkler.

Man cold-calling on phone from igloo