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Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

Building giant sand pies.

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

Dog Igloo.

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

Arctic Snails.

Polar bears throwing snowballs at each other.

'You gonna sign for this, kid?'

'Bless. Wayne's made his first affordable home sand estate.'

Man cold-calling on phone from igloo

"Donny's just going through a brutalist phase."

"Still snow!"

A couple of polar bears enjoy their new swimming pool - a refurbished igloo . . .

You say you'll come back, but no one ever returns to this neighborhood after graduation from agricultural school.

'I see you finally sealed up those holes.'

Flat-pack furniture assembly creating 3D illusion

'I don't know about you, but I'm getting tired of frozen dinners!'

Polar Bear Play.

'Ok, we've saved the whales. Now what?'

"Your earlier work was better."

"Any other strengths?"

'I bet it's nice and warm inside!'

"It's absolutely brilliant."

Mousehole Parking

Igloo with weather vane.