Mousehole Marveler T-Shirts

Mousehole Parking

Swiss army knife

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

We're putting on a subtraction.

Juggler and Illusionist

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

"I don't want to take this meeting off track, but... isn't Stonehenge amazing? Seriously, who did that?"

The Department of Emerging Technologies.

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

"His name is Jonah. Are you sure you haven't seen him?"

The Quantum Mechanic...

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

Walking on Water

"I don't get it - he wasn't with us when we started."

'Excuse me, where's the nanotechnology department?' - 'You just trod on it.'

Schrödinger's cat.

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

No caption (A cat watches different security screens all with images of mouseholes).

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

A microbe using his macroscope to search for intelligent forms of life.

'Moses, I'm going to have to fine you for failing to get an Environmental Impact Statement before parting the Red Sea.'

'Who the heck has parted the Red Sea?!'

"Rabbit's on maternity leave. I'm the understudy. And take it easy on the ears."

'Crowd control has never been easier since this Moses guy joined up.'

Robots/inspected.

"As we zoom out, out, out, we begin to see our amazing universe in all its dangerous glory."

Fisherman takes home the mermaid he caught.

'We're almost fully automated now.'

Unicorn

"He's become quite a cult figure."

Aisle 3 Loaves and fishes