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'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

'Son, sometimes I think you don't know your head from your tail. Come to think of it, it is tough.'

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

Honey Wallah

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

'Pray for me.'

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

We're putting on a subtraction.

A Venus cow trap.

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

Cat and mouse.

'Follow that cab!'

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”