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"It doesn't bother me that my eyesight is not very good: It's pitch black in my tunnels anyway..."

'They played 'Digging' the whole afternoon: They had lots of fun !'

"Why not have a star-nosed mole guide your sleigh tonight?"

'Uh oh, not good: There's a light at the end of the tunnel...'

'Surprise, surprise, Wally the mole...'

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

Snail Pattern Balding.

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

Rebel mice preparing to ambush a cat.

"You used to be a lot more fun."

Romeo and Juliet, the Jazz/Moose Version....

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

"And that, gentlemen, is why it's called 'monkey business."

Mammoth Posing

'I tell you I smell Limburger.'

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

The greatest love story ever moled.

'Don't cry dear, I'll get you down safely...'

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'