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"Hello, police? I don't normally do this, but this looks like a very suspicious mole..."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

The Department of Mystery - No one really knows who we are or what we do, including us.

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

Channelling on the Cheap

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

"Maybe our beloved founder is trying to tell us something."

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

'Turns out it was J K Rowling, in the drawing room, with a laptop.'

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

"I can't be sure...I only got a quick look."

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!'

"It's a 12 inch chess board - the game's a foot."

'What the … ? How did those thugs get into my car?'

J. Edgar - F.B.Eye Lives On.

"Damn it—I told them I was too well known for undercover work!"