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"Hello, police? I don't normally do this, but this looks like a very suspicious mole..."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

The Department of Mystery - No one really knows who we are or what we do, including us.

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

Channelling on the Cheap

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

"I can't be sure...I only got a quick look."

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!'

Inside the Bermuda Romantic Triangle

"It's a 12 inch chess board - the game's a foot."

'What the … ? How did those thugs get into my car?'