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"Shall I sing like the wild Atlantic canary or the domesticated yellow canary?"

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

'Will you kindly remind the rest of the staff that I'm the managing director - not the Godfather!'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

The Department of Mystery - No one really knows who we are or what we do, including us.

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

Channelling on the Cheap

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

"We need rain."

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"Maybe our beloved founder is trying to tell us something."

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

'Turns out it was J K Rowling, in the drawing room, with a laptop.'

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

"I can't be sure...I only got a quick look."

J. Edgar - F.B.Eye Lives On.

"He did it!"

'What the … ? How did those thugs get into my car?'

"It's a 12 inch chess board - the game's a foot."