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"Now you will be the accountant to the fishes."

Louis Armstrong

Robert Fripp

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

'Will you kindly remind the rest of the staff that I'm the managing director - not the Godfather!'

Mozart on a computer,

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

Michael Jackson.

Jarvis Cocker

Johannes Sebastian Bach

Large print rock'n'roll section

"We need rain."

"Elfis"

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

Ringo releases his latest record.

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Robert Schumann

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

Gustav Holst

'Nobody pays for music anymore.'

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

Giuseppe Verdi

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'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

Mick Jagger.

'... and make it look like an accident.'

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

Ian Dury

Original punks go to reunion

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

"I haven't been here that long—I'm just a huge ZZ Top fan."

'For years I thought it was the 'Supremes Court' and decisions were made by three women singing Motown.'

Ludwig von Beethoven

Mozart