Mob History Aficionado Pillows

"Now you will be the accountant to the fishes."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

'Will you kindly remind the rest of the staff that I'm the managing director - not the Godfather!'

Mozart on a computer,

Johannes Sebastian Bach

Large print rock'n'roll section

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

"Elfis"

"We need rain."

StonesHendge.

Robert Schumann

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

Gustav Holst

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

Giuseppe Verdi

'Nobody pays for music anymore.'

The-Lead-Us-Not-Into Temptations

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

Original punks go to reunion

'... and make it look like an accident.'

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

"I haven't been here that long—I'm just a huge ZZ Top fan."

'For years I thought it was the 'Supremes Court' and decisions were made by three women singing Motown.'

Ludwig von Beethoven

Mozart

Dog stares into gramophone player. Young kid says: 'I'm guessing it's some kind of dog-food dispenser.'