Mobster Culture Enthusiast Pillows

'Sorry, Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

He loves the water.

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

Gangsta wrap.

"Sorry, Boss, I thought you wanted me to make it look like an accident."

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"I'm a changed man, Lou - I'm wearing a wire AND a fitbit."

"I'll have the roasted chicken. Make it look like an accident."

Practicing for the lie detector test...'I have only $800 in the bank. I was never in Chicago. I know nothing about the dog food business.'

"Louie 'Three Fingers,' Tony 'The Chin,' Joey Alfonso... Dang it, Vinny, you brought me the hit list instead of the grocery list!"

"It's all about the freezer storage space for Vinny."

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

'God's teeth - it's just not the same!'

A holster of heavies

"It's all right. I was granted immunity."

"Are you the gent who complained about cold soup?"

"There's a mouse needs taking care of..."

Mafia's car

'What's my husband like? -- Just imagine Tony Soprano without any money.'

"How'd you get this number?"

Cartoon Gangsters - I'm gonna have to get Lumpy to rub you out!

'ARRRGH you idiot,you idiot!!' 'When i said take the Don out, i MEANT for lunch!!' (a stupid mob guy kills the boss)

"Remember - make it look like an accident."

Mobster tries to recruit Santa as a hitman.

"I'm Vinnie. I hear you got a little problem you want taken care of?"

"You're my top enforcer, Donahue, but I have to let you go. The word on the street is cultural appropriation."

Disorganized Crime

"Lose the tie, Vinnie—we ain't going legit after all."

"Wait - use a knife. It's greener."

Mobster R&D

'Luigi, I'm thinking of getting back into the family business. Regular business is too corrupt!'

'Looks like a classic case of too much concrete.'