Mobster Culture Enthusiast Gifts

'Sorry, Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

Gangsta wrap.

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"I'll have the roasted chicken. Make it look like an accident."

"I'm a changed man, Lou - I'm wearing a wire AND a fitbit."

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

'God's teeth - it's just not the same!'

"Louie 'Three Fingers,' Tony 'The Chin,' Joey Alfonso... Dang it, Vinny, you brought me the hit list instead of the grocery list!"

A holster of heavies

Practicing for the lie detector test...'I have only $800 in the bank. I was never in Chicago. I know nothing about the dog food business.'

"There's a mouse needs taking care of..."

Cartoon Gangsters - I'm gonna have to get Lumpy to rub you out!

"Are you the gent who complained about cold soup?"

"It's all right. I was granted immunity."

"Remember - make it look like an accident."

Mafia's car

'What's my husband like? -- Just imagine Tony Soprano without any money.'

"How'd you get this number?"

'ARRRGH you idiot,you idiot!!' 'When i said take the Don out, i MEANT for lunch!!' (a stupid mob guy kills the boss)

Mobster tries to recruit Santa as a hitman.

Disorganized Crime

"I'm Vinnie. I hear you got a little problem you want taken care of?"

"You're my top enforcer, Donahue, but I have to let you go. The word on the street is cultural appropriation."

"Lose the tie, Vinnie—we ain't going legit after all."

"Wait - use a knife. It's greener."

Mobster R&D

"Have the pumpkin back midnight or else."

'Looks like a classic case of too much concrete.'