Mobster Humor Fan Gifts

Don't be a jerk, Bob – Take the cart back to the corral.

He loves the water.

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

Gangsta wrap.

"Sorry, Boss, I thought you wanted me to make it look like an accident."

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"I'm a changed man, Lou - I'm wearing a wire AND a fitbit."

"I'll have the roasted chicken. Make it look like an accident."

Practicing for the lie detector test...'I have only $800 in the bank. I was never in Chicago. I know nothing about the dog food business.'

A holster of heavies

"It's all about the freezer storage space for Vinny."

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

"Louie 'Three Fingers,' Tony 'The Chin,' Joey Alfonso... Dang it, Vinny, you brought me the hit list instead of the grocery list!"

Ostritch Gangsters.

"Are you the gent who complained about cold soup?"

'What's my husband like? -- Just imagine Tony Soprano without any money.'

"It's all right. I was granted immunity."

"Remember - make it look like an accident."

'ARRRGH you idiot,you idiot!!' 'When i said take the Don out, i MEANT for lunch!!' (a stupid mob guy kills the boss)

Mafia's car

"How'd you get this number?"

Cartoon Gangsters - I'm gonna have to get Lumpy to rub you out!

Mobster tries to recruit Santa as a hitman.

Disorganized Crime

"I'm Vinnie. I hear you got a little problem you want taken care of?"

"Lose the tie, Vinnie—we ain't going legit after all."

"Wait - use a knife. It's greener."

Mobster R&D

"Have the pumpkin back midnight or else."

'Looks like a classic case of too much concrete.'

I don't care if the paint's not dry yet, Bob – I need my brass knuckles.

"Must be one of those new Russian mobsters."