Mob-themed Humor Enthusiast Gifts

"That one there's Sammy the Bull, over there is Frankie the Scorpion...."

'Will you kindly remind the rest of the staff that I'm the managing director - not the Godfather!'

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

A dog on the sidewalk has a 'walk me' sign, begging for a walk.

"We need rain."

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

Can I have a look at the map?

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

'... and make it look like an accident.'

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

"I'm going to Bognor next year!"

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

Why used clothing should be declared a dangerous weapon...

Walk, Don't Walk, Laugh.

"Stop pretending you have Mob connections."

"The weeds - I want 'em whacked."

'You're not a very good listener, are you?'

"You got a problem? Forget about it."

"So long, Tortellini, it's an offer you can't defuse."

"Tommy, when ya gonna start doing your own laundry?"

"Whether I have five passengers or five hundred, I try to make the same inane announcements."

"Where does it say I can't take the law into my own feet?"

'I hope you don't mind sleeping with the fishes, Mister Scarponi?'

"There's a mouse needs taking care of..."

'You'll have to give up wine and women. You can sing, but only Julie Andrews numbers.'

The Only Orchestra In the world with a Mime.

"There's a gender neutral toilet under the bed."

"You talkin' to me?"

"Oh! You gave me such a start."

Gift shop in casino caters to winners and losers.