"Hey, Vinnie! What the heck!! This ain't the cut we agreed on!"
Mobster Parody Fan Gifts
Looking for a creative gift that combines humor and the unmistakable style of the mobster world? Our parody products for mobster fans make a bold statement, blending witty designs with a playful nod to crime legends. Ideal for fans who appreciate humor with a hint of danger, these gifts are perfect for birthdays or just because. Discover mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate mobster culture with a comedic twist, guaranteed to entertain and surprise.
He loves the water.
'Mark Antony addreses the mob'
'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'
Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.
Gangsta wrap.
"Sorry, Boss, I thought you wanted me to make it look like an accident."
"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team
Mobster Dogs Burying Bones
Jonathan Bugsy Seagull
"I'll have the roasted chicken. Make it look like an accident."
"I'm a changed man, Lou - I'm wearing a wire AND a fitbit."
A holster of heavies
"It's all about the freezer storage space for Vinny."
"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."
"Louie 'Three Fingers,' Tony 'The Chin,' Joey Alfonso... Dang it, Vinny, you brought me the hit list instead of the grocery list!"
Practicing for the lie detector test...'I have only $800 in the bank. I was never in Chicago. I know nothing about the dog food business.'
Ostritch Gangsters.
'What's my husband like? -- Just imagine Tony Soprano without any money.'
"How'd you get this number?"
"Are you the gent who complained about cold soup?"
"It's all right. I was granted immunity."
Mafia's car
"Remember - make it look like an accident."
'ARRRGH you idiot,you idiot!!' 'When i said take the Don out, i MEANT for lunch!!' (a stupid mob guy kills the boss)
"Next on... Auto Mechanic M.D. Your knees are shot, so I'm going to try injecting some grease. If that doesn't work, I'll make you new knees from some shock absorbers."
Cartoon Gangsters - I'm gonna have to get Lumpy to rub you out!
Mobster tries to recruit Santa as a hitman.
"I'm Vinnie. I hear you got a little problem you want taken care of?"
Disorganized Crime
"Lose the tie, Vinnie—we ain't going legit after all."
"Wait - use a knife. It's greener."
Mobster R&D
2200 BC: Egypt experiences Beetlemania
'Looks like a classic case of too much concrete.'
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