Mobster Parody Fan Prints

"Hey, Vinnie! What the heck!! This ain't the cut we agreed on!"

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

Gangsta wrap.

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"I'll have the roasted chicken. Make it look like an accident."

"I'm a changed man, Lou - I'm wearing a wire AND a fitbit."

A holster of heavies

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

"Louie 'Three Fingers,' Tony 'The Chin,' Joey Alfonso... Dang it, Vinny, you brought me the hit list instead of the grocery list!"

Practicing for the lie detector test...'I have only $800 in the bank. I was never in Chicago. I know nothing about the dog food business.'

Ostritch Gangsters.

Cartoon Gangsters - I'm gonna have to get Lumpy to rub you out!

"It's all right. I was granted immunity."

"Next on... Auto Mechanic M.D. Your knees are shot, so I'm going to try injecting some grease. If that doesn't work, I'll make you new knees from some shock absorbers."

"Are you the gent who complained about cold soup?"

'ARRRGH you idiot,you idiot!!' 'When i said take the Don out, i MEANT for lunch!!' (a stupid mob guy kills the boss)

Mafia's car

"How'd you get this number?"

'What's my husband like? -- Just imagine Tony Soprano without any money.'

"Remember - make it look like an accident."

Mobster tries to recruit Santa as a hitman.

"I'm Vinnie. I hear you got a little problem you want taken care of?"

Disorganized Crime

"Lose the tie, Vinnie—we ain't going legit after all."

"Wait - use a knife. It's greener."

Mobster R&D

'Looks like a classic case of too much concrete.'