Mobster Humor Enthusiast Prints

"I'm looking for something I can read while stuffed into the trunk of an El Dorado."

He loves the water.

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

Gangsta wrap.

"Sorry, Boss, I thought you wanted me to make it look like an accident."

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"I'll have the roasted chicken. Make it look like an accident."

Walk, Don't Walk, Laugh.

"I'm a changed man, Lou - I'm wearing a wire AND a fitbit."

A holster of heavies

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

"It's all about the freezer storage space for Vinny."

"Louie 'Three Fingers,' Tony 'The Chin,' Joey Alfonso... Dang it, Vinny, you brought me the hit list instead of the grocery list!"

Practicing for the lie detector test...'I have only $800 in the bank. I was never in Chicago. I know nothing about the dog food business.'

Ostritch Gangsters.

"Remember - make it look like an accident."

"It's all right. I was granted immunity."

"Are you the gent who complained about cold soup?"

'What's my husband like? -- Just imagine Tony Soprano without any money.'

Mafia's car

"How'd you get this number?"

'ARRRGH you idiot,you idiot!!' 'When i said take the Don out, i MEANT for lunch!!' (a stupid mob guy kills the boss)

Cartoon Gangsters - I'm gonna have to get Lumpy to rub you out!

Mobster tries to recruit Santa as a hitman.

Chugger

"I'm Vinnie. I hear you got a little problem you want taken care of?"

Disorganized Crime

"Lose the tie, Vinnie—we ain't going legit after all."

"Wait - use a knife. It's greener."

Mobster R&D