Mobster Humor Fan Prints

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

Gangsta wrap.

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"I'm a changed man, Lou - I'm wearing a wire AND a fitbit."

"I'll have the roasted chicken. Make it look like an accident."

"Louie 'Three Fingers,' Tony 'The Chin,' Joey Alfonso... Dang it, Vinny, you brought me the hit list instead of the grocery list!"

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

Practicing for the lie detector test...'I have only $800 in the bank. I was never in Chicago. I know nothing about the dog food business.'

A holster of heavies

Ostritch Gangsters.

"Remember - make it look like an accident."

"Are you the gent who complained about cold soup?"

Mafia's car

'What's my husband like? -- Just imagine Tony Soprano without any money.'

"It's all right. I was granted immunity."

"How'd you get this number?"

'ARRRGH you idiot,you idiot!!' 'When i said take the Don out, i MEANT for lunch!!' (a stupid mob guy kills the boss)

Cartoon Gangsters - I'm gonna have to get Lumpy to rub you out!

Mobster tries to recruit Santa as a hitman.

"Lose the tie, Vinnie—we ain't going legit after all."

"I'm Vinnie. I hear you got a little problem you want taken care of?"

Disorganized Crime

"Wait - use a knife. It's greener."

Mobster R&D

"Is it shoot a cold, stab a fever?"

"But first we're going to watch your phone die."

"Must be one of those new Russian mobsters."

'Looks like a classic case of too much concrete.'