Mobster Movie Fans Gifts

"Honey, do you remember if I already sent Skinny Frank a fish in the mail?"

I don't care if the paint's not dry yet, Bob – I need my brass knuckles.

"Have the pumpkin back midnight or else."

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

"Sorry, Boss, I thought you wanted me to make it look like an accident."

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"I'll have the roasted chicken. Make it look like an accident."

There's been a misundertanding-we're advertising for GAGSTERS!'

"Oh, yeah? Well, we just put out a contract on you too!!!"

"I'm a changed man, Lou - I'm wearing a wire AND a fitbit."

A holster of heavies

"It's all about the freezer storage space for Vinny."

"Louie 'Three Fingers,' Tony 'The Chin,' Joey Alfonso... Dang it, Vinny, you brought me the hit list instead of the grocery list!"

Practicing for the lie detector test...'I have only $800 in the bank. I was never in Chicago. I know nothing about the dog food business.'

". . .or, you can juggle a world record 6 balls, 6 rings and one barking bichon and we call it a day."

"OK, how about 'proactively striving for excellence in da rackets game?"

Ostritch Gangsters.

'ARRRGH you idiot,you idiot!!' 'When i said take the Don out, i MEANT for lunch!!' (a stupid mob guy kills the boss)

'What's my husband like? -- Just imagine Tony Soprano without any money.'

Track'em Whack'em

Mafia's car

"It's all right. I was granted immunity."

"Are you the gent who complained about cold soup?"

Cartoon Gangsters - I'm gonna have to get Lumpy to rub you out!

Mobster tries to recruit Santa as a hitman.

'So I'm gonna be your fairy godfather. Does that make you laugh? You think that's funny?

"I'm Vinnie. I hear you got a little problem you want taken care of?"

Disorganized Crime

"Lose the tie, Vinnie—we ain't going legit after all."

"Wait - use a knife. It's greener."

Mobster R&D