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"Honey, do you remember if I already sent Skinny Frank a fish in the mail?"

"Have the pumpkin back midnight or else."

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

There's been a misundertanding-we're advertising for GAGSTERS!'

"Oh, yeah? Well, we just put out a contract on you too!!!"

"I'm a changed man, Lou - I'm wearing a wire AND a fitbit."

"I'll have the roasted chicken. Make it look like an accident."

". . .or, you can juggle a world record 6 balls, 6 rings and one barking bichon and we call it a day."

"Louie 'Three Fingers,' Tony 'The Chin,' Joey Alfonso... Dang it, Vinny, you brought me the hit list instead of the grocery list!"

A holster of heavies

Practicing for the lie detector test...'I have only $800 in the bank. I was never in Chicago. I know nothing about the dog food business.'

"OK, how about 'proactively striving for excellence in da rackets game?"

Ostritch Gangsters.

Track'em Whack'em

Cartoon Gangsters - I'm gonna have to get Lumpy to rub you out!

"Are you the gent who complained about cold soup?"

"It's all right. I was granted immunity."

Mafia's car

'What's my husband like? -- Just imagine Tony Soprano without any money.'

'ARRRGH you idiot,you idiot!!' 'When i said take the Don out, i MEANT for lunch!!' (a stupid mob guy kills the boss)

Mobster tries to recruit Santa as a hitman.

'So I'm gonna be your fairy godfather. Does that make you laugh? You think that's funny?

"I'm Vinnie. I hear you got a little problem you want taken care of?"

Disorganized Crime

"Lose the tie, Vinnie—we ain't going legit after all."

"Wait - use a knife. It's greener."

Mobster R&D

'Looks like a classic case of too much concrete.'

"Is it shoot a cold, stab a fever?"

"But first we're going to watch your phone die."