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"You got any semi-automatics?"

The Little Engine That Couldn't Keep His Mouth Shut

"But first we're going to watch your phone die."

"These two gentlemen want to turn that note you passed in homeroom into a movie."

"...if my boss likes what he sees in here, you’ll be rolling in treats."

"It's all right. I was granted immunity."

"Lady...Are you sure you don't want me to put some of this stuff in the trunk?"

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

Marvin began to realise that he may have taken out his student loan with the wrong people.

Career criminal advisor.

Car pool lane.

"We'd like to see something in cement."

"You're new at this, ain't you, son?"

"Can Tommy come out and pay?"

'I don't care how you do it...just make it look like an accident.'

He loves the water.

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

"Sorry, Boss, I thought you wanted me to make it look like an accident."

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"I'm a changed man, Lou - I'm wearing a wire AND a fitbit."

"I'll have the roasted chicken. Make it look like an accident."

"I'm gonna make him an offer he could refuse but won't because he's afraid of conflict."

Organised Crime A.G.M.

". . .or, you can juggle a world record 6 balls, 6 rings and one barking bichon and we call it a day."

"Louie 'Three Fingers,' Tony 'The Chin,' Joey Alfonso... Dang it, Vinny, you brought me the hit list instead of the grocery list!"

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

A holster of heavies

The Unacceptable Face of Tailoring

Practicing for the lie detector test...'I have only $800 in the bank. I was never in Chicago. I know nothing about the dog food business.'

"It's all about the freezer storage space for Vinny."