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"You might be too sensitive for this job, Frankie."

"We need rain."

He loves the water.

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

"Sorry, Boss, I thought you wanted me to make it look like an accident."

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"I'll have the roasted chicken. Make it look like an accident."

"I'm a changed man, Lou - I'm wearing a wire AND a fitbit."

Mario's Family Portraits.

A holster of heavies

Practicing for the lie detector test...'I have only $800 in the bank. I was never in Chicago. I know nothing about the dog food business.'

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

"Louie 'Three Fingers,' Tony 'The Chin,' Joey Alfonso... Dang it, Vinny, you brought me the hit list instead of the grocery list!"

"It's all about the freezer storage space for Vinny."

". . .or, you can juggle a world record 6 balls, 6 rings and one barking bichon and we call it a day."

Ostritch Gangsters.

Cartoon Gangsters - I'm gonna have to get Lumpy to rub you out!

"Are you the gent who complained about cold soup?"

"It's all right. I was granted immunity."

'What's my husband like? -- Just imagine Tony Soprano without any money.'

Mafia's car

'...You do your own money laundering!'

'ARRRGH you idiot,you idiot!!' 'When i said take the Don out, i MEANT for lunch!!' (a stupid mob guy kills the boss)

"How'd you get this number?"

"Remember - make it look like an accident."

Mobster tries to recruit Santa as a hitman.

"I'm Vinnie. I hear you got a little problem you want taken care of?"

'Sammy's going to take you for a little walk.'

"I don't know, boss. I assumed 'Sammy The Seal' was like a nickname or something."

Disorganized Crime

Awful Alternate Histories.

"What did I tell you guys about writing your names in da cement?"