Lover Of Mobster Films Mugs

"You might be too sensitive for this job, Frankie."

"We need rain."

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"I'll have the roasted chicken. Make it look like an accident."

"I'm a changed man, Lou - I'm wearing a wire AND a fitbit."

Mario's Family Portraits.

". . .or, you can juggle a world record 6 balls, 6 rings and one barking bichon and we call it a day."

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

"Louie 'Three Fingers,' Tony 'The Chin,' Joey Alfonso... Dang it, Vinny, you brought me the hit list instead of the grocery list!"

Practicing for the lie detector test...'I have only $800 in the bank. I was never in Chicago. I know nothing about the dog food business.'

A holster of heavies

Ostritch Gangsters.

'...You do your own money laundering!'

'ARRRGH you idiot,you idiot!!' 'When i said take the Don out, i MEANT for lunch!!' (a stupid mob guy kills the boss)

"How'd you get this number?"

Cartoon Gangsters - I'm gonna have to get Lumpy to rub you out!

"Are you the gent who complained about cold soup?"

Mafia's car

"It's all right. I was granted immunity."

'What's my husband like? -- Just imagine Tony Soprano without any money.'

"Remember - make it look like an accident."

Mobster tries to recruit Santa as a hitman.

"Lose the tie, Vinnie—we ain't going legit after all."

Disorganized Crime

"I don't know, boss. I assumed 'Sammy The Seal' was like a nickname or something."

"I'm Vinnie. I hear you got a little problem you want taken care of?"

Awful Alternate Histories.

"What did I tell you guys about writing your names in da cement?"

'Sammy's going to take you for a little walk.'