Mobster Movie Fanatic Mugs

Gangster Motivation

"I don't want anyone hurt, Carmine. Just post an ugly message on our home page."

'Will you kindly remind the rest of the staff that I'm the managing director - not the Godfather!'

"We need rain."

He loves the water.

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

"Sorry, Boss, I thought you wanted me to make it look like an accident."

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"I'll have the roasted chicken. Make it look like an accident."

"Stop pretending you have Mob connections."

"I'm a changed man, Lou - I'm wearing a wire AND a fitbit."

"The weeds - I want 'em whacked."

"Louie 'Three Fingers,' Tony 'The Chin,' Joey Alfonso... Dang it, Vinny, you brought me the hit list instead of the grocery list!"

"It's all about the freezer storage space for Vinny."

Practicing for the lie detector test...'I have only $800 in the bank. I was never in Chicago. I know nothing about the dog food business.'

'You're not a very good listener, are you?'

If we have to come back, I'm gonna bust your kneecaps, and Ira's going to cancel your insurance.

". . .or, you can juggle a world record 6 balls, 6 rings and one barking bichon and we call it a day."

A holster of heavies

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

"You got a problem? Forget about it."

Ostritch Gangsters.

"Tommy, when ya gonna start doing your own laundry?"

"How'd you get this number?"

"Are you the gent who complained about cold soup?"

Mafia's car

'I hope you don't mind sleeping with the fishes, Mister Scarponi?'

'What's my husband like? -- Just imagine Tony Soprano without any money.'

"You talkin' to me?"