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Gangster Motivation

"I don't want anyone hurt, Carmine. Just post an ugly message on our home page."

'Will you kindly remind the rest of the staff that I'm the managing director - not the Godfather!'

"We need rain."

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"I'm a changed man, Lou - I'm wearing a wire AND a fitbit."

"I'll have the roasted chicken. Make it look like an accident."

"Stop pretending you have Mob connections."

"The weeds - I want 'em whacked."

A holster of heavies

". . .or, you can juggle a world record 6 balls, 6 rings and one barking bichon and we call it a day."

"Louie 'Three Fingers,' Tony 'The Chin,' Joey Alfonso... Dang it, Vinny, you brought me the hit list instead of the grocery list!"

'You're not a very good listener, are you?'

Practicing for the lie detector test...'I have only $800 in the bank. I was never in Chicago. I know nothing about the dog food business.'

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

"You got a problem? Forget about it."

Ostritch Gangsters.

"Tommy, when ya gonna start doing your own laundry?"

Mafia's car

"Are you the gent who complained about cold soup?"

'What's my husband like? -- Just imagine Tony Soprano without any money.'

"You talkin' to me?"

"How'd you get this number?"

'ARRRGH you idiot,you idiot!!' 'When i said take the Don out, i MEANT for lunch!!' (a stupid mob guy kills the boss)

"It's all right. I was granted immunity."

"Where does it say I can't take the law into my own feet?"