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"He used to call me 'Fiorello, the little flower'. So, I had him 'whacked'."

'Yeah - someone's put the finger on 'im, no mistake.'

"Ice him."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

'Will you kindly remind the rest of the staff that I'm the managing director - not the Godfather!'

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

"Werewolves of London..."

Giant slug attacks a city

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

"Which part are you reading for?"

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

Star Wars Audience

"We need rain."

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

Cinemuck

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

Hollywood producer.

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

Blockbuster Billion Club

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'