Mob Movie Fanatic T-Shirts

"He used to call me 'Fiorello, the little flower'. So, I had him 'whacked'."

If we have to come back, I'm gonna bust your kneecaps, and Ira's going to cancel your insurance.

'Yeah - someone's put the finger on 'im, no mistake.'

"Ice him."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

'Will you kindly remind the rest of the staff that I'm the managing director - not the Godfather!'

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

"Werewolves of London..."

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

What's an Imax cave?

Reese Witherspoon

Giant slug attacks a city

"We need rain."

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

Star Wars Audience

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

"Which part are you reading for?"

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

Cinemuck

Hollywood producer.

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

Hollywood producer.

Starvation Watching

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."