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'Take him out to da ballgame. ... Make sure he never comes back.'

'Will you kindly remind the rest of the staff that I'm the managing director - not the Godfather!'

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

"We need rain."

'I don't care how you do it...just make it look like an accident.'

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

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Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

"Paper or plastic?"

'Take me to your leader -- I've got an offer he can't refuse!'

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

'Tonight's special presentation, 'The Myth of the Mafia,' was made possible by a grant from the Gambino family.'

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

The Mafia Goes Green.

'... and make it look like an accident.'

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?"

"Stop pretending you have Mob connections."

"Oh, yeah? Well, we just put out a contract on you too!!!"

There's been a misundertanding-we're advertising for GAGSTERS!'

"I'll have the 'Sammy the bull' …hold the quail eggs."

"The weeds - I want 'em whacked."

'You the one they call 'The Farmer'?'

"I'm gonna make him an offer he could refuse but won't because he's afraid of conflict."

'Hi. I'm Don.'

Organised Crime A.G.M.

Mafia Shrinks

"It's all about the freezer storage space for Vinny."

"Louie 'Three Fingers,' Tony 'The Chin,' Joey Alfonso... Dang it, Vinny, you brought me the hit list instead of the grocery list!"

"I've been sent to rub you out pal..."

Practicing for the lie detector test...'I have only $800 in the bank. I was never in Chicago. I know nothing about the dog food business.'

'You're not a very good listener, are you?'