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"The weeds - I want 'em whacked."

"Oh! You gave me such a start."

"No! No! I swear I didn't say nothing!"

'Will you kindly remind the rest of the staff that I'm the managing director - not the Godfather!'

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

Gangster at Confessional

"You got a problem? Forget about it."

"Tommy, when ya gonna start doing your own laundry?"

"That's the deal, pal-I've drawn my line in the sand."

"Before we continue, Joey, we'd like you to open this heartfelt 'Goodbye coworker' card."

"As you are a fan of the Sopranos, Big Tony will turn you into one."

"Welcome to Mob FM and music to whack guys to..."

'Oh...when I heard this place was connected, I thought that meant they have wi-fi...'

'Gee, thanks Uncle Luigi!'

"Where does it say I can't take the law into my own feet?"

'Coaster Pauly, coaster.' - Mob rule

'What's my husband like? -- Just imagine Tony Soprano without any money.'

'You're not a very good listener, are you?'

The paper boy comes to collect and you had better pay up. Colour

"Next time, don't demand unmarked, small bills!"

"You bake one mean Pizza, O' Reilly, but..."

". . . So instead of rubbing him out, we just post a lot of bad stuff about him?"

Mean Fellas

"What's all the bickering about? This is extra environmentally friendly concrete that can be colonized by aquatic animals!"

"Stop pretending you have Mob connections."

"Your resume is very impressive, what kind of no-show job do you want?"

"You talkin' to me?"

"Fine Facebook friend you turned out to be."

"Hi Doc. We're from da union."

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

"I'll bet if I were in the mafia you could help me."

Trump's legal team

'I hope you don't mind sleeping with the fishes, Mister Scarponi?'

"If the cops stop us, we're going to look pretty silly carrying a giant cannoli around the city this time of night."

"This is Miami, we'll let the rising sea level do the rest."