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"OK, how about 'proactively striving for excellence in da rackets game?"

"We're good."

The Flash Mob

'Well, Vinnie, it looks like we found our stool pigeon!'

'It must be an Interpol raid....!'

'Will you kindly remind the rest of the staff that I'm the managing director - not the Godfather!'

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

"We need rain."

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

'Take me to your leader -- I've got an offer he can't refuse!'

"Paper or plastic?"

Our cover is francophile liberals

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones

'... and make it look like an accident.'

'Tonight's special presentation, 'The Myth of the Mafia,' was made possible by a grant from the Gambino family.'

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

The Mafia Goes Green.

There's been a misundertanding-we're advertising for GAGSTERS!'

"Stop pretending you have Mob connections."

"Oh, yeah? Well, we just put out a contract on you too!!!"

"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?"

"The weeds - I want 'em whacked."

"I'm gonna make him an offer he could refuse but won't because he's afraid of conflict."

"Louie 'Three Fingers,' Tony 'The Chin,' Joey Alfonso... Dang it, Vinny, you brought me the hit list instead of the grocery list!"

Practicing for the lie detector test...'I have only $800 in the bank. I was never in Chicago. I know nothing about the dog food business.'

". . .or, you can juggle a world record 6 balls, 6 rings and one barking bichon and we call it a day."

The Unacceptable Face of Tailoring

Organised Crime A.G.M.

"I've been sent to rub you out pal..."

Mafia Shrinks