Mob Movie Fans Gifts

"OK, how about 'proactively striving for excellence in da rackets game?"

"We're good."

The Flash Mob

'Well, Vinnie, it looks like we found our stool pigeon!'

'It must be an Interpol raid....!'

'Will you kindly remind the rest of the staff that I'm the managing director - not the Godfather!'

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

"We need rain."

'I don't care how you do it...just make it look like an accident.'

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

'Take me to your leader -- I've got an offer he can't refuse!'

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

Our cover is francophile liberals

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

"Paper or plastic?"

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

'... and make it look like an accident.'

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

'Tonight's special presentation, 'The Myth of the Mafia,' was made possible by a grant from the Gambino family.'

The Mafia Goes Green.

"Oh, yeah? Well, we just put out a contract on you too!!!"

"I'll have the 'Sammy the bull' …hold the quail eggs."

There's been a misundertanding-we're advertising for GAGSTERS!'

"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?"

"Stop pretending you have Mob connections."

"The weeds - I want 'em whacked."

"I'm gonna make him an offer he could refuse but won't because he's afraid of conflict."

'You the one they call 'The Farmer'?'

"Louie 'Three Fingers,' Tony 'The Chin,' Joey Alfonso... Dang it, Vinny, you brought me the hit list instead of the grocery list!"

The Unacceptable Face of Tailoring

'You're not a very good listener, are you?'

"It's all about the freezer storage space for Vinny."