Mob Movies Enthusiast Gifts

"With the knees, fellas, lift with the knees."

'Will you kindly remind the rest of the staff that I'm the managing director - not the Godfather!'

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

"We need rain."

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

"Paper or plastic?"

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

Our cover is francophile liberals

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

'Take me to your leader -- I've got an offer he can't refuse!'

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

'... and make it look like an accident.'

'Tonight's special presentation, 'The Myth of the Mafia,' was made possible by a grant from the Gambino family.'

The Mafia Goes Green.

"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?"

"Stop pretending you have Mob connections."

"Oh, yeah? Well, we just put out a contract on you too!!!"

There's been a misundertanding-we're advertising for GAGSTERS!'

"The weeds - I want 'em whacked."

"I'm gonna make him an offer he could refuse but won't because he's afraid of conflict."

'Hi. I'm Don.'

". . .or, you can juggle a world record 6 balls, 6 rings and one barking bichon and we call it a day."

The Unacceptable Face of Tailoring

"You're gonna put me on that Nice List. Capeesh?"

"I've been sent to rub you out pal..."

'You're not a very good listener, are you?'

Organised Crime A.G.M.

Mafia Shrinks