Mob Movie Lover Gifts

"Where should we dump it, boss?"

'Oh, you are into Yoga? Me too!'

'Tonight's special presentation, 'The Myth of the Mafia,' was made possible by a grant from the Gambino family.'

"I've been sent to rub you out pal..."

"Cash-flow problems, my ass! Don't make me send over our team leader from accounts-receivable to crunch your numbers!"

"Pay up Vito, or else you'll be sleeping with the fishes. . . but, ya know, not like usual."

"Hey Tony, you're a young guy. What sort of emoji goes with, 'Pay what you owe us, you lousy bum, or we're coming over there to break your legs'?"

'Looks like the fool stole more chain than he could swim the river with.'

United nations meeting representative from Gangland.

Babe on board,

'Frankly, it's not the bada-bing that worries me - it's the bada-boom.'

"When did last requests take over our lives?"

"If we have unlimited minutes on the weekend, why do we make the ransom call on a Tuesday?"

Whack - a - mole.

You only got one cement shoe? Lucky!

"So, now you don't want him 'whacked'. Do I get a 'kill' fee?"

"Just out of curiosity, are you with organized crime or are you an independent?"

"Just tell him we're taking him someplace dark where he can see the comet."

"The only thing we didn't plan on was falling in love."

'Will you kindly remind the rest of the staff that I'm the managing director - not the Godfather!'

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

"We need rain."

'I don't care how you do it...just make it look like an accident.'

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

"Paper or plastic?"

'Take me to your leader -- I've got an offer he can't refuse!'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

Our cover is francophile liberals

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones

The Mafia Goes Green.