Mob Film Fans Gifts

There's been a misundertanding-we're advertising for GAGSTERS!'

'Will you kindly remind the rest of the staff that I'm the managing director - not the Godfather!'

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"We need rain."

'I don't care how you do it...just make it look like an accident.'

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

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Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

"Paper or plastic?"

'Take me to your leader -- I've got an offer he can't refuse!'

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

'Tonight's special presentation, 'The Myth of the Mafia,' was made possible by a grant from the Gambino family.'

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

The Mafia Goes Green.

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

'... and make it look like an accident.'

"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?"

"Stop pretending you have Mob connections."

"Oh, yeah? Well, we just put out a contract on you too!!!"

"I'll have the 'Sammy the bull' …hold the quail eggs."

"The weeds - I want 'em whacked."

'You the one they call 'The Farmer'?'

"I'm gonna make him an offer he could refuse but won't because he's afraid of conflict."

"Louie 'Three Fingers,' Tony 'The Chin,' Joey Alfonso... Dang it, Vinny, you brought me the hit list instead of the grocery list!"

'Hi. I'm Don.'

"It's all about the freezer storage space for Vinny."

Mafia Shrinks

"I've been sent to rub you out pal..."

Organised Crime A.G.M.

Practicing for the lie detector test...'I have only $800 in the bank. I was never in Chicago. I know nothing about the dog food business.'

'You're not a very good listener, are you?'