Mob Movies Gifts

The Balloon Mafia at work.

"You been a problem to us for the last time."

"You're gonna put me on that Nice List. Capeesh?"

"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?"

"What did I tell you guys about writing your names in da cement?"

'Will you kindly remind the rest of the staff that I'm the managing director - not the Godfather!'

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

"We need rain."

'I don't care how you do it...just make it look like an accident.'

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

Our cover is francophile liberals

"Paper or plastic?"

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

'Take me to your leader -- I've got an offer he can't refuse!'

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

The Mafia Goes Green.

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

'Tonight's special presentation, 'The Myth of the Mafia,' was made possible by a grant from the Gambino family.'

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

"Sorry, Boss, I thought you wanted me to make it look like an accident."

"Stop pretending you have Mob connections."

There's been a misundertanding-we're advertising for GAGSTERS!'

"I'm a changed man, Lou - I'm wearing a wire AND a fitbit."

"I'll have the 'Sammy the bull' …hold the quail eggs."

"Oh, yeah? Well, we just put out a contract on you too!!!"

"I'll have the roasted chicken. Make it look like an accident."

"The weeds - I want 'em whacked."

"I'm gonna make him an offer he could refuse but won't because he's afraid of conflict."

'You the one they call 'The Farmer'?'

". . .or, you can juggle a world record 6 balls, 6 rings and one barking bichon and we call it a day."