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The Balloon Mafia at work.

"You been a problem to us for the last time."

"You're gonna put me on that Nice List. Capeesh?"

"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?"

"What did I tell you guys about writing your names in da cement?"

'Will you kindly remind the rest of the staff that I'm the managing director - not the Godfather!'

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

"We need rain."

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

"Paper or plastic?"

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

'Take me to your leader -- I've got an offer he can't refuse!'

Our cover is francophile liberals

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

The Mafia Goes Green.

'Tonight's special presentation, 'The Myth of the Mafia,' was made possible by a grant from the Gambino family.'

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

"I'm a changed man, Lou - I'm wearing a wire AND a fitbit."

"Oh, yeah? Well, we just put out a contract on you too!!!"

"Stop pretending you have Mob connections."

"I'll have the roasted chicken. Make it look like an accident."

There's been a misundertanding-we're advertising for GAGSTERS!'

"The weeds - I want 'em whacked."

"I'm gonna make him an offer he could refuse but won't because he's afraid of conflict."

The Unacceptable Face of Tailoring

'Hi. I'm Don.'

Mafia Shrinks

'You're not a very good listener, are you?'

". . .or, you can juggle a world record 6 balls, 6 rings and one barking bichon and we call it a day."