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"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

"With these credit default swaps, I never know whose legs I'm supposed to break."

"I don't need to write it down, boss, I'm wearing a wire."

'Boys, I'm telling ya, there's a lot of money in the computer racket.'

"From now on, we're not a family. We're a coalition."

'Let's get this straight: either you talk, or we send you to the surface in a polystyrene overcoat.'

The Balloon Mafia at work.

"I'm gonna make him an offer he could refuse but won't because he's afraid of conflict."

Pssst... It's da kiss of death, you idiot - no tongue, no tongue!

Mob Misfortune Cookies 'There's a gun pointed at your right now' 'You will take one for the team soon.' 'Leave the gun, take the eggroll.'

'Tony, what do you do with all this piano wire?'

'You wanted to settle out of court, Lombroso. This IS out of court.'

"Different strokes for different folks, O'Malley. Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes."

The Unacceptable Face of Tailoring

'... I didn't know 'Big Louie' was involved!'

Organised Crime A.G.M.

"You wouldn't like Peanuts when he's angry."

"Let's get this straight-who's paying who protection money?"

"I don't know, boss. I assumed 'Sammy The Seal' was like a nickname or something."

'He wanted to negotiate at a table.'

Organised Crime / Disorganised Crime

"I think we might be running out of good nick names."

"Hold on, hold on. We can't do this. He's an organ donor."

Santa walks in on gangsters playing cards

"Sorry I'm late, boss. I hit a deer and had to make it look like an accident."

"What ever happened to cement shoes and the Hudson River, slowpoke?"

'Sure, I can stuff a rat.'

'He knew too much!'

"Listen, you little punk—I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a lady whose aunt lives next to a guy who cleans the pool of a guy who could have your legs broken."

'I'm gonna have to get Rocky to rub ya out!'

"If this shrink doesn't come up with something we'll be calling the godfather, godmother!"

"It's a message from the Swedish mob."

"It's a simple arrangement. You get us on a plane, and we provide you with 'support.'"

"We don't want to have to repossess your teeth any more than you do."

"Vinnie, it's time we send our 'friend' a little message."