Mob Movies Enthusiast Prints

"With the knees, fellas, lift with the knees."

'Will you kindly remind the rest of the staff that I'm the managing director - not the Godfather!'

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

"We need rain."

'I don't care how you do it...just make it look like an accident.'

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

'Take me to your leader -- I've got an offer he can't refuse!'

Our cover is francophile liberals

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

"Paper or plastic?"

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

The Mafia Goes Green.

'... and make it look like an accident.'

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

'Tonight's special presentation, 'The Myth of the Mafia,' was made possible by a grant from the Gambino family.'

"Stop pretending you have Mob connections."

"Oh, yeah? Well, we just put out a contract on you too!!!"

There's been a misundertanding-we're advertising for GAGSTERS!'

"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?"

"I'll have the 'Sammy the bull' …hold the quail eggs."

"The weeds - I want 'em whacked."

'You the one they call 'The Farmer'?'

"I'm gonna make him an offer he could refuse but won't because he's afraid of conflict."

Organised Crime A.G.M.

"I've been sent to rub you out pal..."

'You're not a very good listener, are you?'

If we have to come back, I'm gonna bust your kneecaps, and Ira's going to cancel your insurance.

". . .or, you can juggle a world record 6 balls, 6 rings and one barking bichon and we call it a day."

Mafia Shrinks

The Unacceptable Face of Tailoring

'Hi. I'm Don.'