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"One day all this will be yours."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'Will you kindly remind the rest of the staff that I'm the managing director - not the Godfather!'

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"We need rain."

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

"Paper or plastic?"

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

Our cover is francophile liberals

'Take me to your leader -- I've got an offer he can't refuse!'

'It's a horror-comedy.'

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

I want to be a lawn!

The Mafia Goes Green.

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'

"We can watch anything you want, as long as I don't have to keep my eyes open."

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones

'Tonight's special presentation, 'The Myth of the Mafia,' was made possible by a grant from the Gambino family.'

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

'Which way to the 'Waterworld' exhibit?'

"Oh, yeah? Well, we just put out a contract on you too!!!"

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