Mob Film Fan Prints

"One day all this will be yours."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'Will you kindly remind the rest of the staff that I'm the managing director - not the Godfather!'

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"We need rain."

'I don't care how you do it...just make it look like an accident.'

Before Cordless Light Sabers

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

The mission: Impossible burger.

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

"Paper or plastic?"

'No sequel? No movie version? Just read me the big money makers like 'Harry Potter'.'

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

'Take me to your leader -- I've got an offer he can't refuse!'

'It's a horror-comedy.'

Sylvester Stallone

Our cover is francophile liberals

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

Dr. Strangelove, D.D.S.

I want to be a lawn!

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'

'Tonight's special presentation, 'The Myth of the Mafia,' was made possible by a grant from the Gambino family.'

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

"We can watch anything you want, as long as I don't have to keep my eyes open."

The Mafia Goes Green.

'Which way to the 'Waterworld' exhibit?'

Vanity Publishing.