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Clean streets

'Will you kindly remind the rest of the staff that I'm the managing director - not the Godfather!'

"We need rain."

He loves the water.

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones

"Sorry, Boss, I thought you wanted me to make it look like an accident."

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"I'm a changed man, Lou - I'm wearing a wire AND a fitbit."

"I'll have the roasted chicken. Make it look like an accident."

"Stop pretending you have Mob connections."

"The weeds - I want 'em whacked."

"Louie 'Three Fingers,' Tony 'The Chin,' Joey Alfonso... Dang it, Vinny, you brought me the hit list instead of the grocery list!"

A holster of heavies

"It's all about the freezer storage space for Vinny."

Practicing for the lie detector test...'I have only $800 in the bank. I was never in Chicago. I know nothing about the dog food business.'

'You're not a very good listener, are you?'

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

". . .or, you can juggle a world record 6 balls, 6 rings and one barking bichon and we call it a day."

Ostritch Gangsters.

"You got a problem? Forget about it."

"Tommy, when ya gonna start doing your own laundry?"

"It's all right. I was granted immunity."

"You talkin' to me?"

"Are you the gent who complained about cold soup?"

Mafia's car

"Where does it say I can't take the law into my own feet?"

'What's my husband like? -- Just imagine Tony Soprano without any money.'

"How'd you get this number?"

'I hope you don't mind sleeping with the fishes, Mister Scarponi?'