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'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

Gangsta wrap.

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"I'm a changed man, Lou - I'm wearing a wire AND a fitbit."

"I'll have the roasted chicken. Make it look like an accident."

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

"Louie 'Three Fingers,' Tony 'The Chin,' Joey Alfonso... Dang it, Vinny, you brought me the hit list instead of the grocery list!"

A holster of heavies

Practicing for the lie detector test...'I have only $800 in the bank. I was never in Chicago. I know nothing about the dog food business.'

Ostritch Gangsters.

"So long, Tortellini, it's an offer you can't defuse."

'What's my husband like? -- Just imagine Tony Soprano without any money.'

"Remember - make it look like an accident."

"Are you the gent who complained about cold soup?"

Mafia's car

"How'd you get this number?"

Mob Boss Runs Errands

"It's all right. I was granted immunity."

'ARRRGH you idiot,you idiot!!' 'When i said take the Don out, i MEANT for lunch!!' (a stupid mob guy kills the boss)

Cartoon Gangsters - I'm gonna have to get Lumpy to rub you out!

Mobster tries to recruit Santa as a hitman.

"Lose the tie, Vinnie—we ain't going legit after all."

"I'm Vinnie. I hear you got a little problem you want taken care of?"

Disorganized Crime

Mobster R&D

"Wait - use a knife. It's greener."

"But first we're going to watch your phone die."

'Looks like a classic case of too much concrete.'