Mobster Story Lover Mugs

'If Tony Soprano muscled in on the Corleone family, who would win?'

He loves the water.

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

Gangsta wrap.

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones

"Sorry, Boss, I thought you wanted me to make it look like an accident."

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"I'm a changed man, Lou - I'm wearing a wire AND a fitbit."

"I'll have the roasted chicken. Make it look like an accident."

"It's all about the freezer storage space for Vinny."

"Louie 'Three Fingers,' Tony 'The Chin,' Joey Alfonso... Dang it, Vinny, you brought me the hit list instead of the grocery list!"

A holster of heavies

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

Practicing for the lie detector test...'I have only $800 in the bank. I was never in Chicago. I know nothing about the dog food business.'

Ostritch Gangsters.

"So long, Tortellini, it's an offer you can't defuse."

Mob Boss Runs Errands

'What's my husband like? -- Just imagine Tony Soprano without any money.'

"Are you the gent who complained about cold soup?"

"It's all right. I was granted immunity."

'ARRRGH you idiot,you idiot!!' 'When i said take the Don out, i MEANT for lunch!!' (a stupid mob guy kills the boss)

Mafia's car

"How'd you get this number?"

Cartoon Gangsters - I'm gonna have to get Lumpy to rub you out!

"Remember - make it look like an accident."

Mobster tries to recruit Santa as a hitman.

"I'm Vinnie. I hear you got a little problem you want taken care of?"

Disorganized Crime

"Lose the tie, Vinnie—we ain't going legit after all."

"Wait - use a knife. It's greener."

Mobster R&D

'Looks like a classic case of too much concrete.'

I don't care if the paint's not dry yet, Bob – I need my brass knuckles.