Mobster Enthusiast Mugs

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"Must be one of those new Russian mobsters."

Oh good life, you give to me … a gift sweeter than a rose. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Sunday night at 9, you see: Binge watching Sopranos. Mobsters be her muse.

'Get in.'

'Luigi, I'm thinking of getting back into the family business. Regular business is too corrupt!'

Mobsters Are Framed.

Goldfish Mafia

He loves the water.

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

Gangsta wrap.

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

'... and make it look like an accident.'

"Sorry, Boss, I thought you wanted me to make it look like an accident."

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones

"I'm a changed man, Lou - I'm wearing a wire AND a fitbit."

"I'll have the roasted chicken. Make it look like an accident."

A holster of heavies

Practicing for the lie detector test...'I have only $800 in the bank. I was never in Chicago. I know nothing about the dog food business.'

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

"Louie 'Three Fingers,' Tony 'The Chin,' Joey Alfonso... Dang it, Vinny, you brought me the hit list instead of the grocery list!"

"It's all about the freezer storage space for Vinny."

Mafia's car

"Are you the gent who complained about cold soup?"

'ARRRGH you idiot,you idiot!!' 'When i said take the Don out, i MEANT for lunch!!' (a stupid mob guy kills the boss)

"Remember - make it look like an accident."

'What's my husband like? -- Just imagine Tony Soprano without any money.'

Cartoon Gangsters - I'm gonna have to get Lumpy to rub you out!

"How'd you get this number?"

Mobster tries to recruit Santa as a hitman.

"Shall I sing like the wild Atlantic canary or the domesticated yellow canary?"

Disorganized Crime

"You're my top enforcer, Donahue, but I have to let you go. The word on the street is cultural appropriation."

"I'm Vinnie. I hear you got a little problem you want taken care of?"

"Lose the tie, Vinnie—we ain't going legit after all."