Mobster Enthusiast Gifts

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"Must be one of those new Russian mobsters."

'Get in.'

'Luigi, I'm thinking of getting back into the family business. Regular business is too corrupt!'

Mobsters Are Framed.

Goldfish Mafia

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

Gangsta wrap.

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

'... and make it look like an accident.'

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones

"I'll have the roasted chicken. Make it look like an accident."

"I'm a changed man, Lou - I'm wearing a wire AND a fitbit."

Practicing for the lie detector test...'I have only $800 in the bank. I was never in Chicago. I know nothing about the dog food business.'

A holster of heavies

"Louie 'Three Fingers,' Tony 'The Chin,' Joey Alfonso... Dang it, Vinny, you brought me the hit list instead of the grocery list!"

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

'ARRRGH you idiot,you idiot!!' 'When i said take the Don out, i MEANT for lunch!!' (a stupid mob guy kills the boss)

Cartoon Gangsters - I'm gonna have to get Lumpy to rub you out!

"Are you the gent who complained about cold soup?"

Mafia's car

"How'd you get this number?"

'What's my husband like? -- Just imagine Tony Soprano without any money.'

"Remember - make it look like an accident."

Mobster tries to recruit Santa as a hitman.

"I'm Vinnie. I hear you got a little problem you want taken care of?"

Disorganized Crime

"You're my top enforcer, Donahue, but I have to let you go. The word on the street is cultural appropriation."

"Shall I sing like the wild Atlantic canary or the domesticated yellow canary?"

"Lose the tie, Vinnie—we ain't going legit after all."

"Wait - use a knife. It's greener."

Mobster R&D

"That's the problem with this business. It's always 'who have you whacked for me lately?'"

"Don't send them fish. I want the hit to be a negative thing."