Mobster Admirer Gifts

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

He loves the water.

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

Gangsta wrap.

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

"Sorry, Boss, I thought you wanted me to make it look like an accident."

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"I'll have the roasted chicken. Make it look like an accident."

"I'm a changed man, Lou - I'm wearing a wire AND a fitbit."

A holster of heavies

Practicing for the lie detector test...'I have only $800 in the bank. I was never in Chicago. I know nothing about the dog food business.'

"Louie 'Three Fingers,' Tony 'The Chin,' Joey Alfonso... Dang it, Vinny, you brought me the hit list instead of the grocery list!"

"It's all about the freezer storage space for Vinny."

"Are you the gent who complained about cold soup?"

"How'd you get this number?"

Mafia's car

"It's all right. I was granted immunity."

'What's my husband like? -- Just imagine Tony Soprano without any money.'

'ARRRGH you idiot,you idiot!!' 'When i said take the Don out, i MEANT for lunch!!' (a stupid mob guy kills the boss)

Cartoon Gangsters - I'm gonna have to get Lumpy to rub you out!

Mob Boss Runs Errands

"Remember - make it look like an accident."

Mobster tries to recruit Santa as a hitman.

Disorganized Crime

"I'm Vinnie. I hear you got a little problem you want taken care of?"

"Lose the tie, Vinnie—we ain't going legit after all."

"Wait - use a knife. It's greener."

Mobster R&D

I don't care if the paint's not dry yet, Bob – I need my brass knuckles.

Oh good life, you give to me … a gift sweeter than a rose. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Sunday night at 9, you see: Binge watching Sopranos. Mobsters be her muse.

'Looks like a classic case of too much concrete.'

'Get in.'